Professor Sausages — Web & Documents
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Read pages & files to text, news, weather, market holidays and timezones via x402.
Endpoint: https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web
Connect
claude mcp add --transport http sausage-web https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web{
"mcpServers": {
"sausage-web": {
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"sausage-web": {
"type": "streamable-http",
"url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/web"
}
}
}Tools (12)
- find_dataDescribe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then t…
- holidaysIs a market open on a date, and why not if it isn't. view='next_session' finds the next open day; view='settle' computes a T+N settlement date skipping weekends and holidays; view='business_days' cou…
- icon_searchSemantic search across 12,900+ open-licensed icons (Lucide, Heroicons, Tabler, Feather, Simple Icons). Returns matches with the ids you can fetch as render-ready SVG. Paid: call without x_payment to …
- image_to_textTranscribe an image to text (OCR) or describe it via a vision model — steerable with your own prompt. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign th…
- newsNewest headlines from a deduped, tiered direct-feed pile (official press, wires and majors). Pass q to keyword-search the retained multi-day archive instead; category='ai' or 'crypto' return the high…
- pdf_extractExtract any PDF up to 10 MB by URL. format='text' returns one clean plain-text string; format='json' returns a per-page text array plus document metadata. Parsed in-Worker, no upstream service. Paid:…
- pricingEvery endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.
- read_urlRender a URL in a real headless browser (JavaScript executed) and return clean, LLM-ready markdown. Use this when fetch() gives you an empty shell or a bot wall. Paid: call without x_payment to recei…
- request_dataThe suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually availab…
- screenshot_urlRender a URL in a headless browser and return a PNG screenshot at the size you ask for. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call …
- timezoneCurrent local time, UTC offset and DST state for an IANA zone. view='offset' answers at a specific instant; view='convert' moves a wall-clock time between two zones; view='business_hours' says whethe…
- weatherCurrent conditions for a named place or coordinate. view='forecast' returns the hourly series; view='alerts' returns active severe-weather alerts (US coverage). Paid: call without x_payment to receiv…
History
- 12 tools added: find_data, pricing, request_data, read_url, screenshot_url, pdf_extract, image_to_text, news, weather, holidays, timezone, icon_search
- Became working (was unverified)
- First seen in the registry (1.0.1)